The Engineer Who Tried to Put Age Verification Into Linux

Dylan, useful idiot with commit access, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu & Arch, got 2 Microslop employees to merge it, called it 'hilariously pointless' in the PR itself, then watched Lennart personally block the revert. Unpaid compliance simp.

Sam Bent
@davidgerard Someone should submit a PR to add race, religion and political party as totally optional systemd user profile fields.
@mathew @davidgerard and annual income … since I reckon a lot of white christian republicans would be fine with those three