“We don’t need Pete Alonso with his 40 home runs and 120 RBI if he sucks at playing first base! I’ll sign a guy from Seattle who’s never played first base instead to replace him. I’m the reincarnation of God!” - David Stearns on his fifth 8-ball of cocaine for the day.
It’s really gonna piss me off when Stearns is fired, goes back to Milwaukee and reaps the benefits of having Williams and Sproat while Peralta is elsewhere with a $200M contract and the Mets have to suffer for the next 3-4 years. And it’s all because this idiot thought the star players were why they missed the playoffs in 2025 and not because of the shit talent he got off the scrap heap.