𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"
Raise your hand if you would purchase weed for the troops ✋🏻💯
Mar 22 at 1:28amWeb
Show threadstaringatcloudsMar 22
@Lana 🙋
Show threadyunchtimeMar 22

@Lana

I just want them to come home and smoke weed with us in the park and on the beach. Enough of these meaningless wars and geopolitical pissing contests!

Show threadpeter (not the famous one)Mar 22
@Lana I think I'll start growing it in case they are ordered to invade Canada.
Show threadJosh Mar 22
@Lana yeah… for the troops!
Show threadFace ThumbMar 22
@Lana Business proposal: GoBakeMe
We take a 5% cut (Of the drugs)
Show threadMinmiTheDinoMar 22
@Lana you could set up a great urine tradesies system here …
Show threadtuban_muzuruMar 22

@Lana

I dunno, it's usually an open secret, that alcohol is a bigger problem in our military. Smoking weed, you'll get an Article 15 and run through the drug counseling mill and don't expect it to not appear in your jacket folder.

Yeah, what we need to do, to win this war in Iran, is to open a big ol' liquor store. The ordinary people will love you, the mullahs will hate you.

Iran has a huge heroin problem, they smoke the shit ... so they can sell our troops heroin kerack ( not "crack" ).

Show threadbenny6d ago
@Lana "Weed out the troops" could make a nice slogan but can also be misunderstood I guess.
Show threadBranwen746d ago
@Lana 👍 Also, make edibles, smoking is unhealthy. So is war. Do not do either.
Show threadFrançois @Jura6d ago
@Lana I see why Don Jr has not been drafted.
Show threadFlash Mob Of One6d ago
@Lana Bummer that a dishonorable discharge will likely cause problems later in life, but still, I respect a principled stand against an illegal war.
Show threadDeidzoeb/R Northrup 6d ago
@Lana There's a biography of Jimi Hendrix that claimed he pretended to be gay to get out of the Air Force. I wonder if that still works. Unfortunately getting thrown out for being gay or trans or smoking pot would probably mean losing benefits, which is a bummer.