Blink, Amazon’s non-Ring security camera brand: “CONGRATULATIONS! We have opted all customers into a ‘free trial’ in which all your videos are processed by AI. No need to thank us, really. (However, you will need to verify your home/site address with Blink to use this new service. That we opted you into. And processed all your stuff through. You’re welcome.)

Me: how bout nah.

(i have a few Blink cameras on the exterior, but nothing interior)