SF STORY PREMISE:

SETI program decodes an alien signal clearly targeting us.

Hi! We see you're still facing the Great Filter! We want to help! Based on your anatomy per broadcasts we decoded, here is a blueprint for a device that will solve your problem!

Humans: decode blueprint.

It's for an improved guillotine.

@cstross Until the last line I was sure they’d decoded advertising spam
@RevPancakes @cstross
Invading aliens hate this one weird trick.