The secret to good cooking is OMG:
Onions
Mushrooms
Garlic
@stefenauris I'm more of an OG fox. Mushrooms have a weird texture to me except when very finely chopped to the point of unrecognizability. I guess I'm not a fun guy. ;)

@stefenauris

Some countries make it:

OMFG,

F for Fried shallots.