are fucking insane. i was in new york city, with my motorcycle, and also my bicycle, somehow? and the road seemed to have some sort of "local route only" fenced off system where i'd parked my motorcycle and count get to it. i took a ferry to an island that doesn't exist with my bicycle and then left my bicycle there and used a life jacket i didn't have to swim back to the first island and bought new clothes in a CVS and then my dad showed up asking me why i was taking so long. and there was this little girl who kept asking me when i had to leave and i was very stressed about it because she wouldn't shut up and i had this sinking feeling she was right

and then i wake up and my cat jumps into my bed and flops against my leg like "damn that was a hard fall. new york city? what the fuck are you talking about? cmon pet me"

experiences that make you feel a little bit genuinely insane