The act of trolling I'm probably proudest of in my entire digital life was the time a prominent MRA kept leaving replies on my blog. Every comment was misogynistic and also flogging his book. I'd approve them, but only after quietly editing the title of his books to "I done a poo in my pants". It took him absolutely months to notice.
He will always be Mike Poo-cannon, the man who poos his pants, in my heart.
If I remember rightly, he finally noticed when I started changing his name to "tedious prick, Mike Buchanan"
@stavvers i had to look up guffs and add it to my vocabulary
@MedeaVanamonde any urban dictionary/similar definition will never quite capture that a guff is a very specific type of fart, namely that it's the type where your bun literally says "guff"