Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom! https://jackal.today/2026/03/21/oh-look-minneapolis-is-now-a-trauma-spa-for-immigrants-thanks-to-that-lovely-surge-because-nothing-says-welcome-to-america-like-ptsd-in-the-classroom Jackal.Today satirical news site