These various juices look delicious.

https://lemmy.world/post/44561234

How much does the average non-American body require?

Probably 1.5 - 2 bottles of the chromatech pink. The other two pinkish ones are humectants that would be added to the arterial fluid if the decedent is desiccated. The regal is a premix of humectant and arterial fluid, and the blue one is a topical disinfectant. It can be used on surfaces as well.

Also, during COVID, we would put dispray on a small towel and place that over a decent’s face so that they wouldn’t exhale while we were moving them, as COVID patients were still contagious for several hours after death.

my potions are too powerful for you
but potion seller I need your potions
Drinks so good they make the dead look lively
Let’s get embalmed baybee
Wonder if they’d work on my Jeep.
Forbidden snacks!

Considering the pink one in the middle has no warnings and is just called a “humectant” the main ingredient is probably propylene glycol and the rest would be mostly water, both of which are edible.

Even if there are small amounts of chemicals like isopropyl, you could likely take a very small sip to realize it is not delicious and you wouldn’t die or get horribly injured.

one would think, however they are preservatives that replace water with whatever chemical they have.

embalming fluid is not something you want to ingest while living.

Wow! Embalming fluids.

I mean, why? It’s not like someone is going to go dig your grave and judge you by your looks. I’m much more preferring to go for a backyard cremation.

That one on the left. That’s Hawaiian punch. Definitely