This is heresy but lol

https://lemmy.world/post/44561180

That’s what I named your mom for the same reason.
Outperformed any vacuum on the market, she was a true vacuum slayer. Surprising suction, wet or dry.
“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times dude……….just like you’re mom!!!
How fucking dare you.
I named your mom Slayer because she keeps raining blood.
When it’s raining blood you take it to south of heaven, or how they call it, “seasons in the abyss”, or you just accept the world painted blood and it will look like killing fields afterwards
False, Slayer is rad.
I… I can’t upvote this. Top notch shitpost, but, like, fuck you. Damn.
Yeah I feel the same conundrum!

At first I was all like :(

Then I read the comments and now I am all like :)

I hear that Metallica is the safest band to take through an airport because they haven’t set off a metal detector since 1989.

I would swear that the definition of “metal” has changed. There was a point in time Bon Jovi and Def Leppard were considered metal. Nowadays it seems that “metal” music is required to sound like your head is submerged in the oil sump of a diesel engine.

And you know what? I like metal heads, they tend to be cool folk who…appreciate their senses differently than I do somehow.

Neither of those bands were ever considered metal. Hard rock. Yes. metal, no

Hmm.

Oh yes, Facebook. Solid source.

Well here’s Wikipedia. Beyond this I’m going to assert you find a source that says “Bon Jovi was never considered metal.”

If they got rid of their singer theyd be aiight. Delusions of Saviour is a pretty great track.
This really is the skeletons of society
Mom, hell awaits!
Top tier sir
I like slayer, but one time while listening to a slayer cd in his car a friend of mine said, “have you ever noticed how all slayer solos sound like they just threw a guitar off of a flight of stairs?” and ever since that’s all I think about when the solos starts lmao
Never really heard them before, so I did a quick YouTube check, and decided they sound kind of like a metal version of free form jazz; lots of noise, but nothing you can really grab onto and enjoy.
I spent a little time trying to figure out who the girl your mom called Vacuum Slayer was supposed to be.