I can't get over this insanity for so many reasons but...
Imagine being able to "teleport" and using it to go to Waffle House.

A top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric and said he once teleported to Waffle House
As millions of Americans braced for a series of brutal storms this winter, the senior official in charge of the federal government’s disaster response had been on the job only a few weeks — and had previously claimed on podcasts that he once teleported to a Waffle House.