I_JediTrump threatens to put ICE agents in airports over funding impasse
The only thing that interests me about Trump is the coroner’s report. It’ll be the only thing concerning him based in fact.
No, they’ll probably come out with a coroners report that says he died fighting off 1,000 illegal immigrants from Somalia, led by Ilhan Omar. That’ll be accompanied by some shitty AI picture of Trump with rippling abs, wielding two rifles and a prominent cock bulge. When in reality, he’ll have died on the toilet, choking on a Big Mac he was eating while taking a shit.