https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_District_Court_for_the_Central_District_of_California

Along with the Central District of Illinois, this court is the only district court referred to by the name "Central" – all other courts with similar geographical names instead use the term "Middle".

this is where (?) a (?) courthouse for the county is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Reagan_Federal_Building_and_Courthouse_(Santa_Ana)

but they didn't use that. they used https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Street_Courthouse

The House Un-American Activities Committee met in the building in 1947 to gather information on Hollywood personalities suspected of Communist involvement. In 1973 the federal government case against Daniel Ellsberg for leaking the "Pentagon Papers" was heard in the courthouse.[3]

that page only cites the us government.....why is GSA so proud about that........anyway october of 2016 (the same year, 8 months later) the courthouse moved to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Courthouse_(First_Street,_Los_Angeles)

1940-2016 is an extremely normal time span for a courthouse. oh but that page does have a clue!

Emphasis was on the building's being sustainable, secure and cost-effective, according to the GSA which oversaw the project to build the new courthouse, and to optimize court operations, address security concerns, and provide space for the U.S. District Court in Los Angeles. It consolidates many functions that previously were spread across multiple buildings.

ok so in 2016 there was a massive injection of funding. all the citations are again to GSA. which has killed the url. and IA is oooh "under ddos" again spooooooky

so we learned something useful and didn't answer our question. let's go to the court's website https://www.cacd.uscourts.gov/

Cases of Interest
LA Alliance for Human Rights, et al. v City of Los Angeles, et al
Kia Hyundai Vehicle Theft MDL Case
Toyota Motor Corp. Unintended Acceleration MDL

oh right when we held a car manufacturer liable once that one time for killing people and it didn't set any precedent?

oh wait this did answer my question and was not a waste of time. both questions https://www.cacd.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/Final%20Judgment%20EL%20cases%203935.pdf

(1) toyota paid a settlement to the class action suit, thus ensuring it would fail to set precedent
(2) that is a printed pdf in 2013

also....this is all orders https://www.cacd.uscourts.gov/newsworthy/cases-of-interest-all?field_case_name_tid=%22Toyota%20Motor%20Corp.%20Unintended%20Acceleration%20MDL%22

so i guess it didn't go to court or there'd be arguments?

i have a real problem with this case in particular but i can't be distracted. we have our answer. typewriter and stamps are bedazzled

so. the doj (who was able to use digital technology in the microsoft suit) and the central district court of CA (who was using pdfs to extract a monetary sum from toyota. and also kia. the LA court doing that shit is impressively racist) https://www.eff.org/files/2016/03/02/fbi-apple-magistrate-order.pdf

ok i retyped out some of it but i'm not typing out "assistant us attorney" 3 times. the point is your eye is drawn to the word "Terrorism" near all the numbers and addresses because it's the only identifying part of the text they didn't bedazzle. your goes upwards from terrorism to the top. obviously you're supposed to assume the male is degraded by being under the female attorneys

Eileen Decker
US Attorney
Patricia Donahue
Chief, National Security Division
Tracy Wilkinson
Chief, Cyber and Intellectual Property Crimes
Allen Chiu
Terrorism and Export Crimes

the next does a split screen. the stamp goes on top of this section which makes it seem perfunctory. not crafted text

IN THE MATTER OF THE SEARCH OF
AN APPLE IPHONE SEIZED DURING
THE EXECUTION OF A SEARCH
WARRANT ON A BLACK LEXUS IS300

(1) matter. search. yeah. this is great. keep it going
(2) gotta name the us corporate brand and make it look natural.......SEIZED! you're on fire! DURING? the seizing WASN'T the significant event?
(3) the EXECUTION (gasp) of a SEARCH (crowd makes confused sounds)
(4) WARRANT! (it was legal!!! it was legal!!!! warrant means it's legal!!!!) on a BLACK (half the crowd pulls out white hoods) LEXUS (the white hoods stay on) IS300 (confused angry racist noises)

ok anyway this is just a fucked up unserious document

scenario: you are the doj, who sued microsoft 20 years prior and can use computer programs.

requesting an order
22 directing Apple Inc . ("Apple") to assist law enforcement agents in
23 enabling the search of a digital device seized in the course of a
24 previously issued search warrant in this matter .

(the OCR is impeccable i.e. searchable. anyway)

For good cause shown, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that:

i honestly feel they are making these words up. but here's the scenario:

Apple shall assist in enabling the search of a cellular telephone,

ok. i don't know why this isn't a gag order like every other search order but ok

on the Verizon Network

telecommunications act of 1996 means verizon has that and will give it to the doj. apple is not not making their phones invisible in a way that circumvents a SIM card. you can't connect to the fucking network without a unique identifier connected to the payment method. apple can't do that

they can spend the next decade making billboards about privacy and then steal stuff grapheneos invented

(the "SUBJECT DEVICE")

this makes it sound like a nuclear weapon

pursuant to a warrant of this Court

WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!!! THAT WAS SOMETHING WE HAD!!!!!!

by providing
reasonable technical assistance to assist law enforcement agents in
obtaining access to the data on the SUBJECT DEVICE.

that's........isn't this from a movie

Apple's reasonable technical assistance shall accomplish

ok so we made up a legal-sounding term "reasonable technical assistance" and then we're gonna say what that means which is how law works. like willful neglect

the following three important functions:

"functions" is not a term of art

(1) it will bypass or disable the auto-erase function whether or not it has been enabled;
(2) it will enable the FBI to submit passcodes to the SUBJECT DEVICE
for testing electronically via the physical device port, Bluetooth,
Wi-Fi, or other protocol available on the SUBJECT DEVICE;
(3) it will ensure that when the FBI submits passcodes to the SUBJECT DEVICE,
software running on the device will not purposefully
introduce any additional delay between passcode attempts beyond what
is incurred by Apple hardware.

"when the us government is trying to convince you to build them a harness for depriving citizens of 1st, 4th, hell why not 3rd amendment rights, we will be HEREBY ORDERING you provide access to the SUBJECT DEVICE like a doctor who villain.

we are NOT AWARE of any alternative METHOD to PERFORM this besides PUBLICLY REQUISITIONING you. PASSCODES are how devices are secured. keep your PASSCODE secure.

BLUETOOTH and WIFI are protocols. 4G is not a protocol. we do NOT know where this device is

we know of your """"AUTO-ERASE""""" function. we will not define nor mention this again, because of the passcodes"

Apple's reasonable technical assistance may include, but is
not limited to: providing the FBI with a signed iPhone Software
file, recovery bundle, or other Software Image File ("SIF") that can
be loaded onto the SUBJECT DEVICE.

this isn't a legal term and the government doesn't ask. anyone yeah that sounds legal include it but don't limit it

The SIF will load and run from Random Access Memory ("RAM") and will not modify the iOS on the actual phone, the user data partition or system partition on the device's flash memory.

ok we went from "passcodes" to "RAM" and yes we correctly capitalized iOS on the typewriter. the partitions the phone shows the end user are the only partitions we know of

The SIF will be coded by Apple with a unique identifier of the phone

"a unique identifier of the phone" ohhhhhhh man THAT's fun to think about. "a"

so that the SIF would only load and execute on the SUBJECT DEVICE.

we are publicly asking you to develop an end-to-end product specifically for us without pay and of course since we have a WARRANT!!!!!!! we are also publicly describing to you how to limit it

The SIF will be loaded via Device Firmware Upgrade ("DFU") mode, recovery mode, or other applicable mode available to the FBI.

i don't know or care enough about ios but i bet DFU is script kiddie shit

Once active on the SUBJECT DEVICE, the SIF will accomplish the three functions specified in paragraph 2.

trolling. you're supposed to find paragraph 2 like this is a way people write for a WARRANT!!!!!!! and say wow this typewriter shit sucks

The SIF will be loaded on the SUBJECT DEVICE at either a government facility, or alternatively, at an Apple facility;

completely insane thing to say

if the latter, Apple shall provide the government with remote access to the SUBJECT DEVICE through a computer allowing the government to conduct passcode recovery analysis.

environmental storytelling through me through you through the typewriter through the black lexus is300

the verizon network is something apple can access

If Apple determines that it can achieve the three functions stated above in paragraph 2, as well as the functionality set forth in paragraph 3, using an alternate technological means from that recommended by the government, and the government concurs, Apple may comply with this Order in that way.

this is how legal talk works when there is a WARRANT!!!!!! no. the government cannot imagine a way to solve this. but maybe apple can

Apple shall advise the government of the reasonable cost of providing this service.

this is a real document that we provided to apple. we let them set the cost. apple. to the government. we just do that.

Although Apple shall make reasonable efforts to maintain the integrity of data on the SUBJECT DEVICE, Apple shall not be required to maintain copies of any user data as a result of the assistance ordered herein. All evidence preservation shall remain the responsibility of law enforcement agents.

now THIS! this is significant.

because it's the exact opposite of what AB 1043 claims to require

we don't win anything

To the extent that Apple believes that compliance with this Order would be unreasonably burdensome, it may make an application to this Court for relief within five business days of receipt of the Order.

COMPLETELY FUCKING UNSERIOUS

so the government types out an order for apple to the hacker stuff with the passcodes and set the price and your place or mine

it is not remotely reminiscent of any attempt to undermine security i have had the misfortune to observe since then

the government says "including but limited to" then describes releasing a version of the software for the iphone that does the hacker stuff with the passcodes
https://www.eff.org/files/2016/03/03/16cm10sp_eff_apple_v_fbi_amicus_court_stamped.pdf

anyway the eff's compelled speech line is extremely limited. to review:

that its Order places a significant burden on the free speech rights of Apple and its programmers by compelling them to write code and then to use their digital signature to endorse that code to the FBI, their customers and the world.

and it fucks up the rhythm cause "write code" hardly makes sense. and nobody mentioned the digital signature?

the EFF is the one saying apple's blatant DRM protects against government overreach—ooh wait i have a fun fact

the maintainer of osxfuse may or may not have been trying to extort twitter inc when we wanted to ship the git fuse layer? because he had a signing key and could therefore sign code particularly the kernel module with our fixes? oh and then a few months later that wasn't a problem

DRM: it protects innovation!

Apple’s code and digital signature, separately and together,

lost lovers......torn apart......romeo.....juliet......forever..........

code and digital signature, separately and together https://blog.yossarian.net/2023/05/21/PGP-signatures-on-PyPI-worse-than-useless

i have so many more receipts but now is not the time

this is about whether app developers (persons, not necessarily natural) can be made to perform speech. the EFF's argument

code and digital signature, separately and together

you know i'll give them one thing. they are shameless

oh holy shit they keep going. ok now there is more context i have on this. it's not good context

https://docs.pypi.org/trusted-publishers/using-a-publisher/#github-actions

This looks almost exactly the same as normal, except that you don't need any explicit usernames, passwords, or API tokens: GitHub's OIDC identity provider will take care of everything for you.

https://docs.pypi.org/trusted-publishers/security-model/

Trusted Publishing is primarily designed to be a more secure alternative to the long-lived API tokens that have traditionally been used for publishing to PyPI.

wait for it

In recent years, theft of credentials such as API tokens

it's signing keys. what this is useful for is ensuring you do not speak for yourself, you cannot disrupt the supply chain, but you can still be blamed for not pushing out packages fast enough

jia tan behavior

Pioneered by amici Martin Hellman, Ronald Rivest

hellman.......my man hellman.........we gotta talk about this ok

rivest is a plant hellman rocks

that's why he was named first

To the extent the analogy breaks down,

like you give a fuck about analogies

Digital signatures have thus rightly been given a legal significance on par with that of physical signatures.

it is 2016. i had taken two summer courses on cryptography many years before this. "the TA was NSA" yeah and the instructor was the only person in my entire life who ever tried to correct children in middle school for saying "sucks". never left me. if the US of all places can fund education centers openly describing NSA instructors the DOJ is pulling the laziest con. a typewriter?

it was 1995 elgamal was head of crypto at netscape and tls 1.0 was so fucked even the IETF wouldn't release that shit. why is elgamal's name a type of cryptographic key? why is anyone using lattice crypto methods that lose adversarial randomness? why did NIST choose a SHA-3 without resistance to length extension?

anyway they haven't mentioned quantum computing and need to see if there's anything in here

They are ubiquitous in commerce and computer security

so is cocaine

Digital signatures allow people to log in securely via trustworthy Internet accounts, and are required for modern access control devices like bankcards.

yes. bankcards require a digital signature. KYC is a digital signature. this is crazy this is all bitcoin puffery

Apple has shown a strong commitment to protecting the integrity and trust of this security system, using its signing key to communicate that it has done its best to ensure that signed code will protect the features designed by Apple to secure the device’s user against unauthorized access.

osxfuse extortion says no. you are only allowed to have a signature if you are apple inc?

Apple’s signature is the result of a mathematical calculation using a secret numeric signing key known only to Apple.

LLM output

ok The Code The Order Compels Apple To Write is relevant. the EFF won't defend us. but if there's a lawyer who will, this is relevant if only because it was high-profile. you can cite cases like this and get all rude about it. read judge mehta's google inc 2024 at the end.

The Order also compels Apple to have its programmers write code that will undermine its own system, disabling important security features that Apple wrote into the version of iOS at issue.

hm! curious. i wonder what lennart thinks about this

This code would defeat the very purpose of the security features: to protect users against access by someone who has stolen the phone or otherwise has physical access to it. This protection is important to users, since over 3 million cell phones were stolen in 2015 alone.

again, this argument is limited to code as speech and code releases as compelled speech. we'll consider the contrapositive after we leech out anything EFF said for apple. some great protest sign material

thank you for mentioning NIST. i also have a link about NIST when i posted public comment in the comment period about their digital identity guidelines and said hey you fucking losers biometrics are not secure id https://cosmicexplorer.github.io/ and then biden did more biometrics to spite me for mentioning how it put people i love in danger in an incredibly specific way

too bad they worked for a regulatory agency and not the NSA

oh now they're at an "argument"

THE FIRST AMENDMENT PROHIBITS THE GOVERNMENT FROM COMPELLING A PERSON TO SPEAK, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE COMPULSION HINDERS THE SPEAKER’S ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE ITS DESIRED MESSAGE

this was so loud jfc

let's flip to the contrapositive https://bsky.app/profile/hipsterelectron.bsky.social/post/3mhl43igpa22v

again this was sincere when i wrote it

I was confused about 1798.501 (b) (1) — but you do absolutely confirm the worst:

A.B. 1043 also requires application and software developers to collect this age bracket information when a user want to use that software or application.

That was very nonobvious to me. I really appreciate this.

regarding: https://legiscan.com/CA/text/AB1043/2025
(also cloudflare protection "to make sure you're not a bot" is the law in action already btw)

(b) (1) A developer shall request a signal with respect to a particular user from an operating system provider or a covered application store when the application is downloaded and launched.

so you're a developer. a person. you may even be lennart! because an os is a person or entity and that includes fedi entities. we are not discussing cyclic graphs yet

"the application is downloaded and launched"

ok none of this bill makes any fucking sense to me actually there are no definitions for this very critical launch sequence that includes """download"""

c) “Application” means a software application that may be run or directed by a user on a computer, a mobile device, or any other general purpose computing device that can access a covered application store or download an application.

shut the fuck up. you said application three times. you know what corporations do when there's any regulation they don't like? let me find a link. i can find so many fucking links

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/eu-preliminarily-finds-meta-tiktok-breach-transparency-obligations-2025-10-24/

TikTok spokesperson said it was reviewing the findings.
"But requirements to ease data safeguards place the DSA and GDPR in direct tension," spokesperson said, referring to the General Data Protection Regulation, the EU's regulation on information privacy.
"If it is not possible to fully comply with both, we urge regulators to provide clarity on how these obligations should be reconciled," the spokesperson added.

impossible to comply with

remember warrant canaries? remember the white boy with dreads? https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/05/technology/subpoenas-and-gag-orders-show-government-overreach-tech-companies-argue.html?_r=0

"government overreach, tech companies argue"

this is not actually helpful but i searched stanford because i hate them and they had a conference talk on how to respond to government investigations https://conferences.law.stanford.edu/directorscollege2019/sessions/breakout-responding-to-government-investigations/

The federal government’s investigations of corporate misconduct are increasingly focused on cooperation and self-reporting from target companies. The Department of Justice (DOJ) policy for Foreign Corrupt Practices Act cases creates a presumption that, absent aggravating circumstances, companies that self-report, fully cooperate, timely and appropriately remediate, and disgorge all ill-gotten gains will not face criminal prosecution, and the DOJ has begun using this policy as “non-binding guidance” in other areas of white-collar enforcement.

the reason i mentioned nist earlier was because of this once-you-see-it paragraph from the EFF:

Broad Language Undercuts Policy Goals

A.B. 1043’s one-size-fits-all approach is also problematic because it disregards the many ways in which we make and use digital tools. It assumes the internet and digital devices begin and end with the dominant technology companies and device makers, when we know that’s not the case. Additionally, many families share devices, especially in low-income households. These proposals do not account for situations where there is more than one user of a device.

read this paragraph, read that line https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone

i had been about to say: "oh, i didn't realize the definition of account holder in the negative would cover multiple individuals"

that's what protects them from harm

the EFF is appealing to inclusiveness

for a surveillance law

and then there's the clearly false claims about "users"—one of the only defined terms

Users are then required to provide operating systems and apps their birth date or age

false. users do not provide their own age to the os. users are absolutely incapable of providing their own age to apps

A.B. 1043 treats the age-bracket signal sent by a user

the signal is not sent by a user in any sense. the user does not trigger the signal. at no point is the user the initiator of any action

users who say they are minors

the users cannot say anything