Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked off United flights

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/21/travel/travel-news-happiest-countries

Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked off United flights

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During flights? Sounds a bit harsh.
Have you ever tried to sleep while the person next to you watches a movie at full volume?

> During flights? Sounds a bit harsh.

Sounds harsh to you.

Let the market decide.

Vote with your wallet and fly a different airline.

But kicking someone off mid-flight at high altitude is still a bit harsh. I hope they give them parachutes at least.
Bet it won't happen twice though.
Either you missed the joke or I missed your sarcasm. I read GP as a joke: being literally kicked out of a flight in air is a death sentence, which is a bit harsh penalty indeed.
Seems like this flew right over a few heads.
I first interpreted the title as meaning you must use the cheapo free headphones and aren’t allowed to use your own.
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At cruising altitude, I hope.
Ok, but how about kicking sick people off of flights, particularly trans continental?