Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.

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We have yet to ask one simple question. Is this a bug or a feature?

That depends.

Is the driver Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?

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This punchline comment was voted best religious joke ever according to a 2005 online poll.