in terms of tidiness, how ready is your home generally to receive unexpected visitors?
it's always ready
11.8%
i can get it presentable in a couple hours
46.7%
not ready at all
38.4%
other (comment) & results
3%
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@eniko I have to vote "other" because my house is so spectacularly bad that I will not allow anyone in under any circumstances.

Look, I have extenuating circumstances...