teaching my friends shape names because one thinks a rectangular prism is an orb, and another thinks a truncated square pyramid (at least twice as high as it is wide!) is a cube.
"the cube stole my wife"
the truncated square pyramid stole your wife
the monolith stole your wife
the cube did *not* steal your wife
"get in the orb, Talia"
it's a flat rectangle on the ground that sort of extends upwards before fading out, so it's not even actually got a top
update: cube man insists that "cubes can be long", despite the defining feature of cubes being that no, they can't, actually
@SuperTaliaDX I mean… with the correct research chemicals…

@elliewithcolor aaaaaaaaaaaaa

(but also yes xD)