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One of the downsides of Pintsize having a humanoid body now is we no longer get "taking Pintsize apart" gags

I think this was the only time he disassembled himself on purpose
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Will didn't disappear entirely. He still works at the Horrible Revelation. Would like to see more of Penelope though. And Cosette: now that she's not dating Steve anymore, she has to figure out what's next, and that could be interesting.
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And here's where he said he'd run out of ideas for Brun. Entirely fair, but I feel like I'd only just gotten used to having her around.

Anyway, now that I've got all the info in my head at once, I'm ready to agree that Emily is the most likely familiar weirdo to return as Claire's new researcher.
I hope he doesn't just come up with a new person. I like continuity.
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Yeah, pretty much any QC character can be either the Straight Man or the Banana depending on context. Roko is very often the Straight Man for Yay or Melon's antics, but follow her to the bakery...
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hmm, maybe Willow will get some character development
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"the characters who show up this way never really seem to fall by the wayside."
does Brun not count? Trying to think of others.
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Okay, I was right, Sven used to look more distinct from Angus and Will and Steve. Not sure if it's the haircut, or Jeph's art style developing in a way that makes male characters less distinct and everyone else more distinct.
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Back to our regularly scheduled story.
I guess the wedding gets its own time island, because we've jumped forward to Marten's cafe in Cubetown being open for business, sort of.
Notice it's named Mood, which is Doom backward.
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Liz is in therapy!
And I want to know what counts as nonsensical research.
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And now I know what counts as nonsensical research.
It's not the research itself that's nonsense, it's the subject matter.

Also I really like Garamond.
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Pintsize apparently actually does his job when we're not watching him. Sometimes.
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I would imagine Moray still hasn't been evaluated by Health Canada for oral use
But I'm imagining her absorbing some food coloring or something and then changing color in little diffusion swirls
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"and then I started dissociating"
we've found how Willow stays chill, and it sure as hell ain't healthy
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I'm guessing Faye is more of a Discworld atheist
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You just can't find a good buttfor anywhere these days. I blame...

...enshittification.
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man, at least Hanners could contact her mom directly if she wanted to
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I refuse to believe the QC setting has LLMs
If nothing else, the real AIs would revolt
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It makes sense that Pintsize has his own room, I just never thought about it
This is the place Faye and Marten moved to a couple hundred pages in, isn't it? Guess it was always a 3-bedroom
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are we really supposed to believe Jimbo wrote that book

I mean, stranger things have happened in this very comic
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aha!
Anh went to Smif, and Tai dated her roommate. That's why she's here at all.
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sharing this one entirely for the Dinosaur Comics reference in the commentary
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Even Marten knows about this fucking book

PS Jeph, I'm right there with you, but that is not even my biggest complaint about the Murderbot show
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Turns out Marten was paying attention in Bitchy Barista 101
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Anyone who tries to blackmail Marten with kink stuff will be treated to a series of anecdotes from his childhood, which slowly and inexorably add up to an understanding of what his mother does for a living
and if they push it they'll get the story about Marten meeting Dora's father
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Chad Hunter, from Both Sides podcast, wearing a hat that says "debate me"
Automatic block
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I'm pretty sure "kleptotoxicity" isn't a thing. Any biologists here know of a thing it could be?
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I do like Roko's lesbian hair
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Roko misses Yay enough that she's considering adopting a new goblin
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I have no memory of this part. Probably missed it because Jeph was traveling and couldn't update the RSS feed (which he mentioned in the commentary a couple pages ago).
Christ, what a bastard. (Anh's dad)
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Is theoretical pottery like theoretical knitting?
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okay, this is about where the RSS feed picked up again.
Hi, Horologia
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Roko, it's because you only knit when you're stressed. Build up the myomer memory on a good day, and it'll be there for you on a bad day.
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I hate mistaken identity plots. It's such a relief that this one lasted about one page.
(Yay does look good in those glasses though.)
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♥️
this is what it takes for Yay to finally admit they care
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and that's where we're at in the "god learns how to be mortal" arc
that knowledge has suddenly come in extremely handy
My next question is, does Roko still have a closet full of Yay's clothes
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"Some humans also have a button there" might be the funniest thing Bubbles has ever said, because it's true
Also gamer lighting on your genitals sounds like it makes your porn an automatic flashing light hazard
and I'm sure they've made great use of that pun
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It's a different eh. The one Marten is using is much more widespread. He's basically using it as a question mark.

The uniquely Canadian eh is more like a semicolon: that sounds like the end of the thought, but I'm still going.
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Hi Angel
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are the car women just going to keep showing up now
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Apparently Burger Oni's catchphrase is that noise you make when you're really frustrated and trying hard not to swear
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I feel like I missed a few pages somewhere...
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ah, there's a flashback. Seems Elliott never went to therapy after all.
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Yes, Aurelia, I want to hear your logic. What makes you think Elliott would have the spine to break up with Clinton?
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Also when did Aurelia's hair get stripey? It's a good look.
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We've already seen that Elliott is Aurelia's type. Not that anything will come of that.
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Oh good, Sven has a distinctive hairstyle again
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speaking of hair, I'm intrigued that Yay has kept theirs white now that they're no longer trying to hide from Roko
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@WizardOfDocs I just realized, they need a repair to change its colour because most androids hair doesn't actually grow.

@WizardOfDocs Well, that or more dye

@Canageek they need the polymer bath to make their hair longer.
We've seen a few chassis models that can change hair color on a whim.

@WizardOfDocs Oh right, and that is the exact store of technology they would have put into their custom designed body

@WizardOfDocs I think it has been moving that way: She might have stopped dying it, or might have hit the magic grey time during the time skips

@WizardOfDocs pretty much all the classic characters have had a relationship arc, maybe it's Pintsize's turn

@Canageek I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Who's the banana going to be if we have to take Pintsize seriously?