Doktor Overcomma 
A U.S. Army general (now former) drank two 500 ml bottles of hard liquor during a 6-hour dinner, suffered a concussion in a series of falls, and left classified maps and other documents on a train from Ukraine to Germany, but at no point did he teleport to Waffle House as they don't have them in Europe:
https://kyivindependent.com/former-us-commander-in-charge-of-security-assistance-to-ukraine-left-classified-maps-on-train-overindulged-in-alcohol-watchdog-finds/
#drunk #concussion #OpSec
https://kyivindependent.com/former-us-commander-in-charge-of-security-assistance-to-ukraine-left-classified-maps-on-train-overindulged-in-alcohol-watchdog-finds/
#drunk #concussion #OpSec
US general overseeing Ukraine security assistance left classified maps on train, suffered alcohol-related concussion, watchdog finds
A former U.S. Army general tasked with overseeing U.S.-led military support for Ukraine lost classified maps on a train in Europe and was concussed after an "overindulgence in alcohol" during a dinner in Ukraine, according to a report by the U.S. Department of Defense's Inspector General.