mekka okereke 2d ago

🤔I have also "Teleported to Waffle House," traveling through time and space.

I was in Houston home from college. I went to the club with friends. We ordered bottle service.

A friend asked "🤯Did you drink our whole bottle of Grey Goose?"

Next thing I knew it was 4 hrs later, eating at the Waffle House.

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The most surprising part is being able to teleport and choosing to teleport to Waffle House.
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Show threadGeorge Dinwiddie2d ago
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It was the only place open that time of night.
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Show threadyouknowthatonepersonwithaface2d ago

@gdinwiddie @Susibryant @mekkaokereke Not to mention the entertainment, you show up after a certain hour, you are guaranteed to see some funny stuff.

I remember one time, I was walking home after getting in an argument with my ride, and I'm passing Waffle House, I hear "Hey Harry Potter!" I ignored it, and after two more of the same calls, I finally ask what they want, and they call me over. So I go over, they bum me a cigarette, ask what I'm doing walking around at 11 pm, I tell them and they say they have a taxi coming and I can catch a ride. So we go in have a cup of coffee, go back out, I bum another smoke, and they ask me if I want to see something cool behind the Waffle House.

Likely first time in history that sentence didn't end poorly, but I went around back with them, they had a pallet of Hurricane cans. So we all shotgun one, go back in for another coffee, come out for a cigarette, and this cycle repeats itself until around 4, I say I'm whipped and I got to go, despite their protests about the taxi "almost being there."

Well I'm about 3 miles down the road, this van pulls up, "JUMP IN HARRY POTTER!"

Went gingseng hunting with them a few times, real cool dudes.