Everyone looks like this at some point each day. Embrace it.

https://lemmy.world/post/44551447

You’re very fortunate to have such nice hair (even if it’s not behaving right this second).

But why do your glasses look like they’re questioning my life choices?

They’re a disability aid that helps me interpret my own face when I look in a mirror. Don’t have strokes, kids.
<writing down notes furiously>
Wow! I didn’t know that was a thing. I guess that makes sense.