@alice @nflux cool.

I hope to see a video on how to do that.

• Bonus points if you can use the opening tab of a soda can…
  • For completely unrelated reasons…

@kkarhan omg, I just watched Jeff for 13 minutes—waiting for him to steal the tab off his soda, pick his cuffs, and walk out...and it never happened! 😫

I'm almost certain I could do that. Brb, need to raid the recycling.

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@kkarhan well, it *is* possible, but that fucking sucked, and I wouldn't recommend it.

I broke two nails, and my wrists are pretty chewed up.

Pop tabs will work, but they're brittle and I did one side, then broke two tabs trying to get the other.

To make it work, you have to break the tab lengthwise, then bend one side into an L shape without breaking it off in the keyway. It took like 15 minutes, and three tabs. If I practiced this, I bet I could to it fairly consistently—but I don't think my wrists can take that abuse without some serious motivation.

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