Peter CohenI want my obituary to read that i died of supernatural causes, with no further explanation.
derptron
uǝuunɹƃʇǝO@flargh @Branwen74 hire a few men in black who stand in the background of your funeral, and have pictures taken which are a bit blurry to complete the storyy.
Domestic Supply 
@flargh I want mine to state that my cause of death is the subject of an ongoing investigation, without any mention of who is investigating or why.
David H. McCoy@flargh
Mine starts with
“He died with his boots on.”
Ends with
”Naked girl avalanche.”
Felis_Catus_Domesticus
Number6 
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