I walked into this nice house yesterday, marched the family living there out at gunpoint, murdered all the neighbours, and took the whole block for myself.

Calm down, calm down, my name’s Israel.

Ah, right, no worries, you don’t have to apologise. I can see why you were confused and thought you might have had to get angry at me before you realised who I was. It was a silly mistake, think nothing of it. We both know you’d never criticise anything I do… you’re not antisemitic.

And these are just Brown people we’re talking about.

Yeah, Brown. I know, right? There you go, there’s the smile. No, no, really, it’s ok, I have enough guns and bombs… well, ok, if you insist… I could probably use a few more. Thanks. You’re the best.

And yeah, no hard feelings. It was funny seeing you getting upset there for a moment though.