I imagine that “the art of the deal” is him explaining what he got for selling his soul to the devil, not that he wrote it himself.

Donald: I want to renegotiate our deal

Devil: I already got your soul

Donald: I can give you the soul of my wife, children and all relatives.

Devil: In return for what? Wisdom? Fame? Fortune?

Donald: I already got those, I want to know everything about decorating, fashion and art.

Devil: Deal!

Don’t forget the lifting the sanctions on Russian oil.
One of the real goals of course, alongside helping Israel kick a hornet’s nest they could never do on their own

I wanna know where to buy this guy’s keyboard, it must be really rare to have an em-dash key on it.

Fuckin’ em-dash, it’ll get you every time.

You do understand people who write for a living have been using em dashes for longer than AI, yes?

And you don’t need a fancy keyboard to press a few keys to bring up any Unicode character.

People suspecting AI based on the flimsiest logic is getting so fucking tiring with how frequently they are wrong.

Like where did the LLMs learn to use the em dash if not from writers using it?

You do understand that most people don’t write for a living, and don’t use the em-dash? You do understand that as a result the em-dash isn’t part of normal human communication and so sticks out like a sore thumb when it does get used?

I’ll also point out that I didn’t accuse them of using AI to write this. I use AI myself, frequently. “It’ll get you” also refers to what you’re assuming happened here - if it’s not AI, people will assume it is. Because it’ll get you every fucking time.

I’ve literally been using em-dashes my entire life — long before genAI was even a thing.

Hear fucking hear. AI can pry the em dash from my fucking cold dead hands. Alt-0151 for life. And Alt-0150, too, when the en dash is more appropriate than a hyphen.

The best test for AI isn’t good grammar. It’s presenting relatively simplistic ideas in an overly flowery manner; repeating the same idea not in ways that help build an argument, but which are repeating the same idea in different words despite structurally seeming as though they’re presenting entirely new points; and other structural problems with the text.

The beauty of this technique is that false positives just means that it was low quality, corporate speak content.

yeah the em dash thing is absolute moron bait

like wow mate, you saw a long dash. call the fucking lab. some people are just punctuation goblins and have been since long before the slop machines turned up

  • ChatGPT generated comment, people need to know that they wouldn’t be able to spot a well generated bit of text as AI these days. It’s dangerous thinking they can. Was a nice touch when it called itself the slop machine though.

Scientific studies suggest that people usually cannot reliably tell whether a piece of text was written by AI from style alone: accuracy is often only slightly above chance, varies a lot by genre, and drops further for more formal or scientific writing. For example, one 2024 study found average accuracy of about 57% for texts overall, while a 2024 teacher study found that even novice and experienced teachers could not reliably distinguish ChatGPT essays from student essays and were often overconfident in their judgments; likewise, a study of research abstracts found reviewers were largely unsuccessful, with only 38.9% positive identification. There is some evidence that people can improve with explicit feedback and training, but the overall research points to the same conclusion: humans may sometimes pick up clues, yet unaided judgments about whether text is AI-written are generally weak and unreliable, especially when the writing is competent and domain-appropriate. - ChatGPT

Not only that, but some popular programs, like MS Word, will autocorrect for the em dash.
Option-Shift-Dash on macOS if you were curious.
On my android keyboard, I can just long press the hyphen key to get an em-dash — despite it’s associations with AI, people can pry my em-dash from my cold, dead hands
I do compose — when on my desktop to get one, personally. I mostly use them for sentence cut offs though
PowerToys has a nifty thing for special characters kind of like what you’d do on a phone by long pressing, makes it pretty easy to access things like —

I just longpress my dash key ‐ to — or even an N-dash – on my phone ‐ – —

On a keyboard, it’s an alt-combo that I can never remember, but if I typed more on a keyboard, I would

LibreOffice autocorrects two dashes to em dashes once you finish typing the word that comes after it, I think. Same for iPhone. No special keyboard necessary.
You can make em-dash — look.
And while you’re paying attention I that, Lebanon is being razed.
He’s definitely paid someone else to write that tripe. And do we seriously still have people under the impression he’s trying to run the country well? From the start, his only goal has been its destruction and his own personal gain.
Not to worry, he also raised gas prices for most other countries as well