Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.

FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
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BREAKING, I have learned that a large number of my readers have "lost time" at a Waffle House. [ "Red Right Hand" plays ]

@jwz My mind wants to twist this into some sort of sequel to They're Made Out of Meat.

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They're Made Out Of Meat

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Waffle Boats

The thing that annoys me the most about this season of Legion -- and wow, there is a lot that annoys me about this season of Legion -- is the Waffle Boats. They sit across from each other! That's not how sushi boats work! It's a loop! Someone would have to crawl under the table every time! The dude with the cane would be like, "Really? You're gonna make me crawl under again? Let me sit on ...

@jwz Or maybe Dead Like Me? My mind keeps wanting to run in different directions with this one.