You didn't teleport to a Waffle House, dude. You got shitfaced, blacked out, and woke up in a booth with strangers and a chicken-fried steak, just like all of us have done at one point in our lives.
Full disclosure: it was a Denny's, and the chicken-fried steak did *not* sit well.
@Jorsh I was gonna say, you can't get chicken fried steak at waffle house. One of its few downsides
@Jorsh you can't get it at waffle house, and you shouldn't get it at dennys