Despite my concerns about the Eldest moving away to Manchester, I think they may at least have some of the vibe sorted.

Their brother and The Girlfriend ™ popped round on their moving in day, and they all went shopping for some essentials*.

*They went to Afflecks (Palace) to buy a bong. Priorities.

The bong in question. Things have got more fancy since I was a kid.
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Person requesting design: I don't care what you do but just make sure this butt plug takes centre stage.

@Soldusty

That's supposed to be a flame. Honestly, you lot on the Fediverse have filthy minds!

(Says he with a straight face and an air of moral superiority)

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@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @Kierkegaanks LOL. My brain/eyes did the positive/negative space perception thing and the top shelf looked like a fluro rave display of black butt plugs. (I'm pretty sure that's not what is being displayed/sold here. Pretty sure).

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Maybe black light wasn't such a good idea as at least one or two of the old grey matter inhabitants in my head went to the same place with that photo.

Also, The Flaming Buttplugs does have a bandname quality to it.