BeepStory of a murder suicide
BuddahrifficThat story is ridiculous.
Scorpions don’t have lungs so they can’t talk.
DannyMacAlso, I’m fairly certain both lack higher reasoning skills to come up with these logical assessments.
Yeah, has a scorpion ever passed a Turing test!?
The most instructions I’ve ever seen a scorpion follow are “Fight!” and “Finish him!” And I bet that’s what the scorpion wanted to do anyways, so I don’t think we should count that.
They can also survive underwater for a while, from what I remember
I Cast FistI know one that dresses like a ninja and can breathe fire, tho
It’s most likely just a flame thrower hidden in its clothing. As mentioned earlier, scorpions don’t have lungs. Not air lungs and not fire lungs either.
Where did you get this educated in the ways of wisdom ?
I dissect scorpions as a hobby to make sure they haven’t developed lungs yet.
All scorpions study morse code and ASL
You’re overthinking it, the scorpion likely had psychic abilities.
Oh I get it now. Scorpion venom must be hallucinatory to frogs and what really happened is the scorpion stung the frog before the story even started, causing the frog to hallucinate the entire story as the scorpion was eating it.
And OP is a reincarnation of the frog.
Whew was worried for a second that someone was making up lies on the internet, which would open quite the Pandora’s box, so I’m glad it hasn’t happened yet.
MinnesotaGoddamand laser eyes. it just didn’t use them because it wasn’t central to the plot
NostraDavidThat story is ridiculous.
All classic stories are, which makes them great IMO.