Mastodawn

Taco Bell apparently is selling "caffeine-infused" eye patches...

"Mountain Dew® Baja Blast® Under Eye Patches"

"...infused with caffeine and a refreshing boost of citrus, these patches energize skin and deliver cooling hydration...."

(also, apparently if you pay celebrities enough money, they will show up at whatever the heck this corporate launch even was, lol)

https://www.tacobell.com/newsroom/live-mas-live-2026-reveal

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db Slava Ukraini

@ai6yr For info, caffeine is used in many products (esp anti-cellulite/anti-swelling) and I have lots of vitamin C and citrus things that do mild exfoliation, so it’s not as outlandish as it may seem.