The FEMA response and recovery lead has claimed that he was once teleported to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia. In other words it’s a regular Friday in the Trump administration.

Top US Fema official claims to...
Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast

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@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social Sounds very much like this "teleportation" involved either large quantities of ethanol or some professional-grade recreational pharmaceuticals.