All together now: fuck systemd

First to tongue the boot when it comes to this age verification shit I see.

@ret
As soon as I have a distro that I includes that BS, I'll write a service that runs earlier, and randomizes the birth date storage on every boot, within a specified range. I think I'll call it "fucksurveillanced".
More often than every boot, if the systemd crap will allow it. Ideally, every minute.