HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn’t good support

https://lemmy.world/post/44521973

HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn’t good support - Lemmy.World

> In an odd approach to trying to improve customer tech support, HP allegedly implemented mandatory, 15-minute wait times for people calling the vendor for help with their computers and printers in certain geographies. > Callers from the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Ireland, and Italy were met with the forced holding periods, The Register [https://www.theregister.com/2025/02/20/hp_deliberately_adds_15_minutes/] reported on Thursday. The publication cited internal communications it saw from February 18 that reportedly said the wait times aimed to “influence customers to increase their adoption of digital self-solve, as a faster way to address their support question. This involves inserting a message of high call volumes, to expect a delay in connecting to an agent and offering digital self-solve solutions as an alternative.”

Yes, because the #1 thing everyone wants to hear over and over is a voice saying “go to double u double u double u dot…”

This is the fucking 21st century if they could fix their shit on the internet they would have already done it.

Especially pisses me off when the only reason you’re calling them is because their website /portal / app explicitly went “you can’t do that here, call us”

Yeah ran into that a month or so back with some service or other. Account was locked out, I told the prompt I was looking for an account unlock, I got to listen to “you can do most things by logging into your account at” for 45 minutes.
I have found that if I yell or sound angry at the LLM prompt, I’ll get an agent faster than if I am a proper adult

If you swear or use certain words/phrases/tones there are absolutely some that put you into a higher priority queue. There are also some that immediately kick you into that queue the moment you swear, bypassing any info gathering and such.

I’ve had to use it for things like Verizon which absolutely expects the LLM to be able to verify your account, but their account verification was broken. Swear at it a little and suddenly the account verification is no longer needed.

Haven’t found that one yet… mostly it’s either faster or just as shitty