Poultry flavored toothpaste. I will not be testing this, I'll take their word for it.
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This is for dogs, of course.

Brushing dogs teeth is a circus. And messy.

@tomjennings This might be a great new trend in human toothpaste. Flavors like Bacon Cheeseburger or Pizza might increase dental hygiene amongst Americans. lol