first there was couch fucking, now there's teleporting to a waffle house? Hell, can we find people with the skills to tinker with this until someone can find ways for all the regime people and their billionaire owners to teleport directly to maximum security prisons? Which would then be run entirely by AI?
Bondi "The Dow's up, let me out"
The AI Guard "I can't do that, Pam"
Bondi "Sam, can you get this thing to work"
Sam <shrugs and offers a boyish smile that only works on gullible misogynistic men, VC vermin and certain congress critters>
Bondi "Rubio, can you think of something?"
Rubio <shrugs and offers a boyish smile that only works on misogynistic men, VC vermin and certain congress critters>
Bondi "Pete? Oh, god, nevermind, don't vomit near me. God it smells.
AHHHGGGH. You're all useless miserable wastes of humanity"
Omniscient Narrator: that's probably the first honest thing she has uttered in years.
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CJPaloma might be hiking