FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'

https://lemy.lol/post/62852255

FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch' - lemy.lol

Of course it was a waffle house he “teleported” to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

I think “teleporting to Waffle House” is a new favorite euphemism for getting totally shitfaced
This comment ironically makes me wish I could give you gold.