๐ฟ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ถ "not yet begun to fight"2d ago

"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"

My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.

Show threadMatt Hall2d ago

@Lana

Riiight?!

Show threadMatt Hall2d ago

@Lana

I'm just saying I'm CIS-99% straight (I will always make an exception for Henry Cavill and I _will not_ be judged for it) and this is like the least threatening thing to talk about with a child.

It's not war, it's not famine, it's not injustice, it's just _love_. Love's easy. There's even a fairly decent description of it in their damned _book_.

Show threadJess๐Ÿ‘พ2d ago
@401matthall @Lana "Some boys love other boys. Some girls love other girls. Some people love many genders, others love no genders. It's fine."
Show thread๐ฟ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ถ "not yet begun to fight"1d ago

@JessTheUnstill @401matthall

And some boys like girls and also Henry Cavill and that's ALSO fine

Show threadFaith, Purple haired feminist ๐Ÿง‹   1d ago

@Lana I'm 99% gay and I'd probably make an exception for Henry Cavill. ๐Ÿ˜‚

@JessTheUnstill @401matthall

Show threadJess๐Ÿ‘พ1d ago
@faithisleaping @Lana @401matthall I mean sometimes hot people are just hot. (I still don't know who the fuck that guy is ๐Ÿ™ƒ)
Show threadMatt Hall1d ago
@JessTheUnstill @faithisleaping @Lana
Show threadMatt Hall1d ago

@JessTheUnstill

He's literally Superman, Jess. Come on, now. ;)

@faithisleaping @Lana

Show threadJess๐Ÿ‘พ1d ago
@401matthall @faithisleaping @Lana Ah that makes sense. I never saw a single one of his movies ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Show threadMatt Hall1d ago

@JessTheUnstill

It's even more of a fantasy because he's a total nerd. Dude almost missed a call to try for Superman because he was running a Raid with his World of Warcraft Guild and he was the primary healer.

Anyway, if I get a terminal disease he's my Make-A-Wish.

@faithisleaping @Lana

Show thread๐ฟ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ถ "not yet begun to fight"

@401matthall @JessTheUnstill @faithisleaping

Because OF COURSE he plays a healer

Mar 20 at 10:51pmWeb
Show threadMatt Hall1d ago

@Lana

RIGHT?! This is what I'm saying.

@JessTheUnstill @faithisleaping