Isn’t the {$storyOfRedemption} so lovely, I wonder how I can redeem others through kindness, has anyone ever redeemed me through kindness? let’s list them all, hey what if this room filled with those zombies, would it be offensive if I used the statue of a Hindu god at the front of the room to stove one of their heads in, would Hinduism even exist in a meaningful way post zombie apocalypse…etc etc etc.