Ars TechnicaMar 20
Jeff Bezos throws his hat in the ring for an orbital data center megaconstellation, too
"Space-based data centers will be a complement to terrestrial infrastructure."
https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/03/jeff-bezos-throws-his-hat-in-the-ring-for-an-orbital-data-center-megaconstellation-too/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
Show threadFediThing Mar 20

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Whaaat? Why?

What possible advantage is there in actually doing this?

"introducing a new compute tier that operates independently of Earth-based constraints"

What constraints are these? There's nothing about space that makes it easier to run data centres there, it makes zero sense. It costs a zillion dollars to get anything into orbit and once it's there it's impossible to maintain or fix or upgrade. It's also blasted with radiation.

Show threadEnema Cowboy
@FediThing
Could there be a benefit for an extra-jurisdictional data center?
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Mar 20 at 8:46pmWeb
Show threadFediThing Mar 20

@Enema_Cowboy @arstechnica

It would be a lot cheaper and easier to put it on a boat or something than to send it into orbit.

The cost of sending something into space is absolutely horrendous.

Show threadEnema CowboyMar 20
@FediThing
Theoretically the things are possible, but there are a lot of things that make them impractical. Lift costs being one of them.
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Show threadFediThing Mar 20

@Enema_Cowboy @arstechnica

What things are possible?

Show threadEnema CowboyMar 21

@FediThing @arstechnica

Orbital data centers are theoretically possible, at least from what I've read. But as has been pointed out, they are not feasible.

Show threadWesDymMar 21

@Enema_Cowboy Except that's a myth. It's an ignorant -- even childish -- sci-fi concept, the stuff of comic books and loud, fast movies.

Space is not jurisdictional in the same sense as the law and sea, but it's still covered by an abundance of law, that everyone -- even these stupid assholes -- is answerable to.