Patches the spider is my favorite because he’s so wierd and his shenanigans are elaborate.

But also the first patches is funny because even back when he was a faceless robot he was still pulling bushwhacks and being a bastard to people

“Wait wait! I give up! H-hey, I’m just following orders here! If he’s pulled out, why should I? Y-you guys, you’re still alive right? This is No Count, come in! We’re allies right? Right?”