Thia better not awaken anything in me

https://sh.itjust.works/post/57136559

Also me:

LOL I was thinkin’ about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.
They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6
I’ll stick with drugs.
You’re telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren’t on drugs?
This joke is literally in the screenshot
Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand

Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.

He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo

A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?
That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles
Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster
Vaginosis speed run
Ahh yes, good ol wet and messy
macaroni in a pot
Jesus… thanks for showing me another kink I didn’t know I had
But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That’s just not right.
Well, you see, the girls will eventually make their own sauce ifyouknowwhatimean.