I was taught in the second grade that there are seven continents and I still have them memorized and I can still see our adorable teacher teaching & chanting them with us rhythmically

North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, Antarctica

And there are five oceans:

Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Arctic, Antarctic

Well, it’s in Asia and Europe. Big country. If Siberia alone was a country, it would still be the biggest country in the world.

A country cannot be in/on two different continents. Pick one. It’s Asia. I’m telling you. Russia is in Asia.

Europe begins where the countries start getting comparatively tiny & all clustered together on the west side of that ginormous land mass.

A country cannot be in/on two different continents.

Says who?

Could your home ever possibly be in two different zip codes?

When you’re standing on the ground, is it possible for you to physically be anywhere else at the same time?