Mastodawn

FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'

Of course it was a waffle house he “teleported” to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

Previously, he oddly claimed that he involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House in Georgia that was 50 miles away.

Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?

Carbon monoxide leaks

But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all

We need to talk but he won’t let us.

@atzanteol Yeah, I don't think it's all that uncommon for bearded old guys in the South to find themselves at WH unexpectedly.

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Sure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.