blink"checking on the status of a business card i ordered on july 16 2025" ok i'll get back with you in 6 months since that seems to be the timeline you operate on
LMAO I checked and she forgot to include the requisition attachment on the e-mail that she sent us last July. So now I get to send my cutest corpo-cunty e-mail back letting her know ❤️
love it when these admin secretaries namedrop their boss like i give a shit. "the CEO is very upset that his envelopes are sealed" 1) quit storing them improperly 2) the CEO can sit on a dick and spin
just because you're a CEO doesn't make you my CEO, let's remember to be safe sane and consensual here
bout to spend my evening doing someone else's job, because apparently it was too hard for whatever outside design agency the company hired to create an online purchase order form that populates the user data into a single page pdf that we can use as a job ticket
to be clear this is something i have volunteered to do out of spite
hey i did this web designer's job in like 2 hours stoned, can i make 75k or whatever now too
i support free accessible healthcare including mental healthcare because my misophonia and i are sick to bastard death of working with white boys with undiagnosed adhd who stim by whistling random notes and banging randomly on shit ALL. FUCKING. DAY. LONG