Staff Chief of JointsIf it's any solace, Trump Media's stock price is at all time lows.
Watching this group of chucklefucks try to build a company has been like watching a monkey try to fuck a football.
They gave up on being a profitable media company and *checks notes*....used other people's money to buy a shitload of bitcoin. *looks at back of card* That's it. That's all they came up with.
This isn't totally fair because they're also talking about building a fusion reactor.
Every time I add to this thread, the price drops again. So, I'll also mention Truth Social is such a loser (and they know it), they're talking about spinning it off already.
Just Tired@the_etrain
It's down 100, no 300, actually 500%. No one has seen anything like it!
It's down 100, no 300, actually 500%. No one has seen anything like it!
Sadie@the_etrain
Can they climb into it before they turn it on?
Can they climb into it before they turn it on?
Verฤandi K Soldusty@Burn_this_ @the_etrain
Oh yeah!
Tell them it's a futuristic big brother house, he who stays longest wins... All the moneys!
Oh yeah!
Tell them it's a futuristic big brother house, he who stays longest wins... All the moneys!
Cap Ybarra@the_etrain they are also planning to fuck the reactor
Faraiwe
Celeste Ryder ๐พ ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐@the_etrain except less entertaining
Matt HallI enjoy their classical failure as much as anyone, probably more, but never forget _every_ tool of that family is one of _extraction_ not production.
Ah, shit, yep you hit the nail on the head in the next toot. <3
@401matthall
It's fucking hilarious.
It's fucking hilarious.
Logan Five Thousand@the_etrain
Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?
Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: What for?
Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.
Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?
Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: What for?
Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.
Cowboy Who?@the_etrain Rugby or Soccer?