Here are the other suggestions from that page, if anyone is interested:

These are way better than the one liners women send me on bumble.
Why are you even still on any dating apps? All you do is complain how awful it is, the other 10% don’t seem to be making it worth your while either or you’d not be on those apps.
Because it’s the only way to meet people.
Kinda just seems dating doesn’t work m8. Genuinely unsure how people found decent partners, and all I can say is cherish what you’ve got because somehow this society fucked up irrecoverably.

I found my bf on a discord minecraft server ╭( ๐_๐)╮                

He teached me some programming basics and apart from that naturally spend more time together so the context is less worse than the first sentence.