The TurtleAt the Social Security office. Like all government offices, they have pictures of the president, vice-couchfucker, and whoever runs SSA in the waiting room. They are far too far away for me to have to look at them, and they're too high on the wall for me to piss on them.
Amusingly, directly above me they have a chirpy sign that lists Things You Can Do Online, and first among them is "request a replacement social security card."
Yeah, bullshit. That specific reason is the only reason I drove 8 miles here and am sitting on steel benches.
Not that Nicole...