AI6YR Ben4d ago

Taco Bell apparently is selling "caffeine-infused" eye patches...

"Mountain Dew® Baja Blast® Under Eye Patches"

"...infused with caffeine and a refreshing boost of citrus, these patches energize skin and deliver cooling hydration...."

(also, apparently if you pay celebrities enough money, they will show up at whatever the heck this corporate launch even was, lol)

https://www.tacobell.com/newsroom/live-mas-live-2026-reveal

Show threadme_valentijn4d ago
@ai6yr
Do an obscure reality show regular, a brand ambassador for botox, and plastic thong-costumed pretend wrestlers count as celebrities? 🤔
Show threadNazo4d ago
@me_valentijn @ai6yr This is 'Murika. Just be glad they aren't in charge of anything. Yet.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @me_valentijn @ai6yr

I hate to break this to you, but there's a reality show host and one-time pro wrestler who has a pretty important job over there...

Show threadAI6YR Ben
@alessandro @nazokiyoubinbou @me_valentijn I will remind you the Governor of California was this guy.
Mar 20 at 5:15pmWeb
Show threadNazo4d ago
@ai6yr @alessandro @me_valentijn I never figured out how to feel about that. He seems to be... less horrible than most of the others, but still, I can't figure him out exactly.
Show threadme_valentijn4d ago

@nazokiyoubinbou @ai6yr @alessandro
He was raised by an abusive ex-Nazi in a socialist country and then lived with massive amounts of privilege and power in a capitalist one. He's a considerably flawed person with a background which kept him from morphing into a completely evil bastard, and kept him capable of empathizing, reflecting, and occasionally evolving.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is complicated 😐