I desire chinese food with non-disappointing crab rangoon. Sadly, scientists haven't figured that out yet so I'll just have chinese food with crab rangoon

Don't come at me with "but sometimes it's really good"

Yeah then it's really good for exactly one bite

@heatherhorns_lite ... You eat a rangoon in more than one bite?
@Austin_Dern well you got all that fried packaging to eat in anticipation